Short Christian Jokes: Christian Jokes Of the Day May 14,2008

1)Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?

A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running exact duplicates of you in the present release version.

2)Q: Will I be reincarnated?

A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has been lost.

3)Q. Why don't they have Christmas at Trinity?

A. They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

4)Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila says: "when I grow up, I want to be prostitute!"

Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks: "what in the name of God did you say?"

"A prostitute," Sheila repeats.

Sister Catherine breathes a sign of relief and says: "thank God! I thought you said a Protestant."

5) Dear reader, May God bless you.... After me. :D