Don't Shove me, Short Christian Jokes

Prayers

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.


As she ran she prayed,
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"


As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb
and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.


As she ran she once again began to pray,
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!...But don't shove me either."

What Fell from the Bible? Short Christian Jokes

What Fell from the Bible?

A little boy opened the big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it closely.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.


"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.


"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.


With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

Know what God Looks Like? Short Christian Joke

Know what God Looks Like?

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork.
As she came to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.


The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."


The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."


Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied,. . . .
"They will in a minute."