Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Short Christian Jokes: Christian Jokes Of the Day May 13,2008

1)Question: How can I protect myself from evil?

Answer: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday.

2)"Lead us not into temptation". I can go there by myself.

3)Question: What is your favourite number?
Answer: 333, I like half evil.

4)Question: If I pray to God, will he listen?

Answer: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program.

5)Question: What is the purpose of the universe?

Answer: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack senseless features onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.

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