Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Funny Prayer

This is for fun.... Smile please.... :)

Quotes of the Week (Last week of June 2008)


Be

auty is the gift of God.-
Aristotle

Joke: What is in Holy Bible? Word limited. (20-50)words

The Bible in 50 words
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

Jokes: That's Why

The Eulogy
Fred was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his pastor.

As the pastor stood beside the bed, Fred’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Fred used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died.

The pastor thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket.

Several days later, at the funeral, the pastor delivered the eulogy. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he’d worn the day Fred died.

"You know," he said, "ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven’t read it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration there for us all."

He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You’re standing on my oxygen tube!"

Short Christian Jokes for June 2008

Helping Hand
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

Christian Jokes of the Month:( June 2008)

The Wonder Of It All
The chicken industry was in terrible shape, losing money and laying off thousands of employees. Industry leaders hit upon a plan. They went to see the Pope and said, "We'll give you a million dollars if you can convince the world's religious leaders to change the part of the Bible that says, "Give us this day our daily bread" to, "Give us this day our daily chicken."

The Pope was outraged and said, "No!!"

The chicken leaders said, "Ok, ten million dollars."

The Pope replied, "Absolutely not! I will not tamper with the Word of God!"

The men said, "Ok, one hundred million dollars!"

The Pope couldn't resist anymore. He accepted.

At the next meeting of the General Council, the Pope said, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that I've made 100 million dollars for the church. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Saturday, June 14, 2008

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